Oldie but goodie

I'm tired of killing grandparents – most students have dozens of them. It's beyond exhausting.

Dear Student: Email response time

Dear Student: Do not email me four times in an hour asking why you have not gotten a response to your answering the email I sent you two weeks ago.

Dear Student: effort does not equal A

Dear Student: You do not get an A just because you worked really hard. Your definition of working hard and mine are most likely miles apart.